On the second day of school, I was sitting in homeroom discussing with my fellow classmates the project we were assigned to do, and all of a sudden I had to toot. And by toot I mean fart. So you know what I had to let the air out, so I did. Thank goodness it was silent, but it was most certainly not unnoticed. Let's just say it didn't smell like flowers and candy, so one of the girls I was sitting with said with disgust, "What's that smell?" I sniffed the air, pretending it wasn't me. Everyone who was sitting around me said "Ew someone farted." Then everyone began asking who it was. I was already embarrassed, and everyone knew the smell was coming from my direction. So I did what any normal person would do, I simply looked back and blamed the person sitting behind me. Since then the kid sitting behind me was known for that fart. The fart that was mine.
My apologies to the boy I blamed my fart on.
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